haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
me: why don’t you just break up with him
friend: because i love him
Zach’s zing… wow Kathy Griffin
"What do you call someone who cries, wears pink and cuddles with men?"
There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
when my family asks why i never leave my computer
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discreetly handing mcgonagall 10 galleons
we got skeleton decorations in at my work