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mrlovett:

theboywho-playedwithfire:

…why do I have the feeling this is racist.

I find so many things funny about this picture:

1. Lincoln’s ‘da fuck man?’ face
2. Obama’s ‘Fuck all y’all’ face
3. Is that Clinton, a standing FDR and…I wanna say TR applauding in the background? Like seriously, what the fuck is this

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did-you-kno:

Source

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cheezepizza:

commanderinqueef:

take a shot every time a white girl says “forever alone” on valentines day

mass alcohol poisoning 2k12

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saddeer:

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

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joshishollywood:

clean-k:

joshishollywood:

mountainparty:

superdopefox:

WHAT X3

alex please explain

Everybody seems really confused by this video and the truth is

I barely get it myself

Did he just imprint… What the fuck.

 

This is my favourite interpretation of this video yet

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acapulco69ers:

The Joker and Batman

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Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It

the sad part is that this is real

the *best part is that this is real

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juvjuvychan:

swoonforme:

-imperio:

malfoyisourking:

sozzney:

Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.

omg this is terrifying

this is fucking creepy omfg

am i the only one that’s laughing hysterically

#omg #first things first #who the fuck holds a baby like that #much less a newborn one with a weak ass neck #also you can see the ‘luv’ in jacob’s eyes #he’s like #’ima gonna hit that ass so hard when she’s seven’ #but she’s look eighteen so it’s okay #to catch a predator: Forks edition

LOL @ To Catch a Predator: Forks Edition

Tru tho

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